Saturday, December 5, 2009

Gaming Dictatorships

You must play the way I want you to play, even if it has little to no impact on the way I play. You are not playing the real game; only I am playing the real game. Therefore you can not possibly be having fun; only I am having fun. The developers have blessed me with divine insight into their development intentions which, by the way, were not to maximize their profits by appealing to a wider audience, but rather to create an environment that appeals to a minority of the gaming population. Trust in my wisdom, for I change MMO's more often than I change my socks and thus have accumulated vast experience in these matters.

6 comments:

Scott said...

I think a hearty "LOL" should suffice. Well said!

Jayedub said...

Would it be wrong to say that I laughed out loud, cause I did.

Andrew said...

Heh - I love a good dose of snark. Well done :P

evizaer said...

Yes. You articulated Keen's infuriating posturing well.

adingworld said...

I knew before I looked at the link where that link would go, at least which blog.

It was just too obvious.

Openedge1 said...

I can always count on you for some Keen commentary that really is spot on...hehe.
Of course, Tobold seems to agree with that mess...but hey, I have seen Keen trip over his own words so many times it is pitiful.

Thanks for the LOL